Services at Ironic Café & Bar


Ceiling Fan, IronicAt Ironic Cafe & Bar our setting is warm and friendly

Our staff are helpful, informed and always willing to go that extra mile to make sure your experience with us is both enjoyable & memorable.



Car parking available directly outside the café and also a parking area across the street.



Please phone for booking ((03) 477 9988). We are also able to open for bookings at 7am if required.


To make a booking

Please phone Ironic Cafe & Bar on: (03) 477 9988.


Light, IronicPrivate Function

We have designed our cafe so we can easily accommodate several large groups, dinning in separate areas of the cafe very successfully. We can also offer the entire cafe for a group of between 60 to 100 people for your special private occasion.

Outdoor (with fire) and indoor bookings available.

You would need to contact Steve to discuss your particular requirements.

For more information on Ironic‘s private functions please visit:

Ironic Functions

or: Tel (03) 477 9988


Ironic is perfectly suited for:

  • Business breakfast/meetings
  • Engagements
  • Weddings
  • Anniversaries
  • Parties
  • Family gatherings
  • Graduations


Out Catering

If you want to take the stress out of catering for your function, we are happy to cater for you. We can also deliver this to your chosen venue. Please ring to discuss you own particular requirements for catering.


PDF iconOut-catering menu (PDF format)


Morning Tea / Afternoon Tea / Lunch

We can help you with those morning tea, afternoon tea, lunch ,office, client, family shouts. We can offer you a range of our daily baked muffins, cakes, slices, club sandwiches, fresh fruit, cheese platters, breads & dips, hummus & basil aioli etc.

Please phone the day before to discuss your requirements & we will have this ready for you to pick up as requested.